Lakers Say Deal

The Lakers have acquired two new real players, Adam Morrison and Shannon Brown from the Charlotte Bobcats.
Now we have a triple threat. Ballers, singers, and Lakers!!


I'm so excited. I just can't hide it!

And don't forget this talented fellow, Sasha Vujacic and his look-a-like, Roland Orzabal of
Tears for Fears Group.



LAKERS! LAKERS! LAKERS!

Breaking News. . . . .

Kobe scraps with a girl! Oh Lord have mercy. Kobe you should be ashamed of yourself. Leave that poor girl Rondo alone. Oopsie, I mean that boy Rondo alone.



Oh dear. Looks like Rondo might have a eating disorder too. Poor thing.

Now we know what he does after hours. Right Solange Knowles?

Big Baby Davis. Yeah right! How about Big Baby Huey!

More cry babies coming soon. . . .

LAKERS! LAKERS! LAKERS!

Kin Folk

So sorry, Gerald Wallace. The Bobcats have replaced you.
Coolio

Leandro Barbosa of the Phoenix Suns and his new BFF Usher. Are they brotha's?


Arm'e Stoudemire, last baller standing? Oh no. I mean last

comic standing, Bill Bellamy.

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Oh dear. I am slippin. I found some of our predator friends. Well, just one. Ronny Turiaf.

Maybe it was Turiaf underneath all that hardware. Predator sure moved like a brotha!

T-Hud? (Troy Hudson) Can't blame a brotha for tryin. Right?

Chill to the next episode.

More Reptiles and Other Creatures

Hey all you reptile lovers. Get a load of this. Yes. I did go there. You know it's true. I hear ya laughin.

Mr. Salamander, meet your cuz, Kevin Garnett.

Wow. Thanks Sam Cassell for making this so easy. You are one of a kind.

Or maybe two. Or maybe three.

Good Goobers! I think we have the first three way tie.

I'm through with the reptiles and creatures for now. Don't worry, I know they will be creepin back soon.

Next up. Actual nice lookin NBA players. Can't wait!

More Trash Talk

I guess this one is obvious. Oh, but I just couldn't resist. This look is kinda old. I think he needs a new one. You know the scoop, right? Rick Hamilton (Pistons) and Hannibal were BFF's once upon a time.

Oh dear. What have we here. I know this is a stretch but just look closely. Scotti Pippin could have been adopted by Meryl Streep. Shit happens you know.

Call me crazy, but I thought I saw a ninja turtle. Oopsie, I mean Avery Johnson of the Dallas Mavericks. But, I'm confused. Does he look more like Donatello or Michaelangelo? Awh. He's so cute. Yeah right!

Donatello
Michaelangelo

Well, that's all for now. More reptiles coming soon.

Don't We All Have a Twin?

Hey playa hata's. I've given it a lot of thought. I think we all have a twin out there somewhere. You be the judge. I am having some trouble with this one.

My man, Andrew Bynum is the next victim. I told you I would get to my Lakers.Surprised? I am torn between his look a like. Can you help me please. Here we go.

Does he look more like Tracy Morgan or Jermaine Jackson before his acne problem? Take a stab at it.

I have another Laker victim. Does Pau Gasol remind you of the Geico caveman dude or what? Oh, and his brother, Marc Gasol hung out in the cave with Pau too. Ain't that a shame. It's not a dead ringer but close enough. They all have the same unkempt look if you know what I mean. I think they both had a fight with the comb and the comb lost. If they get injured they could always work for Geico.

Pau Marc
Caveman